We turn vibe-coded apps into maintainable products: audit, fixes, tests, and launch
Not a chatbot. A real development team for AI-generated code.\n\nWhat we do: audit, bug fixing, refactoring, tests, and production readiness.\n\nTeam routed to your task: Backend, Frontend, Team Lead, PM, Designer, QA, DevOps.\n\nExpert training time: 10+ years in real projects.
Mixture of Experts with Dynamic Routing
2x Backend Specialists, 2x Frontend Engineers, 1x DevOps, 1x Team Lead, 1x PM, 1x QA Tester, 1x Architect
20+ years Stack Overflow, GitHub, actual CS degrees, production incidents, and coffee-fueled debugging sessions
8 hours/day continuous processing, 5 days/week. Includes automatic coffee break scheduling for optimal performance
Persistent long-term memory with Git commits, Jira tickets, and actual documentation (yes, we write docs)
Unlimited context window - we actually read your entire codebase, including that legacy module everyone fears
Clean, maintainable code with proper error handling, tests, and no console.logs in production
Identify AI-generated patterns, copy-pasted Stack Overflow, and 'it works but nobody knows why' code
Load entire codebase into human memory, understand business logic, identify technical debt
Dynamically assign specialists based on problem domain - backend to backend expert, CSS nightmares to frontend expert
Apply SOLID principles, remove code smells, add proper typing, implement actual error handling
Write comprehensive tests, perform code review, ensure no regression, check for edge cases
Generate human-readable documentation that future developers will actually thank you for
Evaluated on real-world production scenarios
100% - No off-by-one errors, proper modulo usage, handles enterprise FizzBuzz requirements
0% - We don't make up libraries that don't exist or suggest deprecated jQuery plugins
0% - All code is understood, adapted, and properly attributed when necessary
99.9% - Our code doesn't crash at 3 AM on weekends (we've been there, we know)
95% - First-time approval on PRs, minimal requested changes
9+ - Any expert can take over, comprehensive documentation, no single points of failure
Get your vibe-coded app professionally de-vibed. Our experts are standing by (literally, they prefer standing desks).