We de-vibe your vibe-coded app, keeping only the code
🧠DeVibe-9B
A production-ready Mixture of Experts (MoE) model with 9 active human parameters. Trained on 20+ years of real-world debugging, Stack Overflow, and actual computer science. Zero hallucinations, 100% deterministic output.
Model Specifications
Model Architecture
Mixture of Experts with Dynamic Routing
Expert Distribution
2x Backend Specialists, 2x Frontend Engineers, 1x DevOps, 1x Team Lead, 1x PM, 1x QA Tester, 1x Architect
Training Data
20+ years Stack Overflow, GitHub, actual CS degrees, production incidents, and coffee-fueled debugging sessions
Inference Speed
8 hours/day continuous processing, 5 days/week. Includes automatic coffee break scheduling for optimal performance
Memory Type
Persistent long-term memory with Git commits, Jira tickets, and actual documentation (yes, we write docs)
Context Handling
Unlimited context window - we actually read your entire codebase, including that legacy module everyone fears
Output Format
Clean, maintainable code with proper error handling, tests, and no console.logs in production
De-Vibing Pipeline
Vibe Detection
Identify AI-generated patterns, copy-pasted Stack Overflow, and 'it works but nobody knows why' code
Context Analysis
Load entire codebase into human memory, understand business logic, identify technical debt
Expert Routing
Dynamically assign specialists based on problem domain - backend to backend expert, CSS nightmares to frontend expert
Refactoring
Apply SOLID principles, remove code smells, add proper typing, implement actual error handling
Validation
Write comprehensive tests, perform code review, ensure no regression, check for edge cases
Documentation
Generate human-readable documentation that future developers will actually thank you for
Benchmark Results
Evaluated on real-world production scenarios
FizzBuzz Accuracy
100% - No off-by-one errors, proper modulo usage, handles enterprise FizzBuzz requirements
Hallucination Rate
0% - We don't make up libraries that don't exist or suggest deprecated jQuery plugins
Stack Overflow Copy-Paste
0% - All code is understood, adapted, and properly attributed when necessary
Production Uptime
99.9% - Our code doesn't crash at 3 AM on weekends (we've been there, we know)
Code Review Pass Rate
95% - First-time approval on PRs, minimal requested changes
Bus Factor
9+ - Any expert can take over, comprehensive documentation, no single points of failure
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